Herbie Stolen from misfit Island near Iraq

Herbie
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Taliban Tooth Faeries fled the scene of an American encampment today near Bagdad, apparently with officer Herbie X. Misfit as hostage. Several muslim men wearing dental guards and roach clipped bibs were reported to have run in fast, nabbing the young soldier while flossing his teeth. Several American soldiers tried to stop the armed militants, but were numbed with novocaine, collapsing immediately towards drooling fits. For more information, check out local news programs or consult your local dentist.